There once were two kitties,

They lived in a house,

The house came with two humans to do their bidding,

The humans fed them, cleaned up after them, gave them attention according to their whims (the kitties’ whims, not the humans’. But you figured that).

All was right in the universe…

…until one day a third human appeared.

A tiny human,

A tiny, grabby, attention gobbling human,

The universe would never be the same.